Friday, September 24, 2010

For All Your Coffin Cold Needs

For All Your Coffin Cold Needs



OPENING SCENE:



EXT DAYTIME SHOT OF TOWNSVILLE SKYLINE



NARRATOR: The city of Townsville!



WHIP PAN TO:



TOWNSVILLE CEMETERY



NARRATOR: Townsville Cemetery!



SLOWLY ZOOM DOWNWARD THROUGH THE GROUND TO A SHOT OF BUBBLES LYING IN A COFFIN



[Her eyes open.]



BUBBLES (thinking): I sure hope the Professor's plan works. Thinking I'm dead should make Townsville's villains careless, and make them easier to capture (thinking sadly): My poor family... they must be going through heck, knowing I'm stuck here alone in the cold dark ground.



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INT SHOT OF THE UTONIUMS AT HOME PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS



UTONIUMS ( all laughing merrily): Ha ha ha...



CUT TO:



BUBBLES (thinking): And Mojo... I bet he's dancing for joy.



CUT TO:



INT SHOT OF MOJO IN HIS LAIR



MOJO (reading paper): HUH?! Powerpuff Girl Bubbles is dead? (starts to cry): Oh, why is it always the cute ones who die first?!



CUT TO:



BUBBLES (thinking): And Him... I bet he's having a tea party with Mr. Quackers.



CUT TO:



INT SHOT OF HIM SITTING AT HIS DINING TABLE



[He's holding his head in his claws.]



HIM (f.v.): Oh, this is terrible! Only two Powerpuff Girls left to torment... What if someday there aren't any?! Oh, what a dreadful thought!



CUT TO:



BUBBLES (thinking): And Fuzzy -- he'll be singing at the top of his voice about how I'll never step onto his propity anymore...



CUT TO:



Shot of BUBBLES' TOMBSTONE



[FUZZY walks ON SCREEN and lays a large wreath of wild flowers at the foot of the tombstone.]



CUT TO:



BUBBLES (thinking): And the Gangrene Gang... it's hard to know what they're doing...



CUT TO:



INT SHOT OF THE GANGRENE HIDEOUT



[There's a photo of Bubbles leaning against a wall, surrounded by candles. The Gangrene Gang all have their heads bowed.]



CUT TO:



BUBBLES (thinking): And the Ameba Boys... do they even understand dead?



CUT TO:



EXT SHOT OF THE AMEBA BOYS SLITHERING ALONG A SIDEWALK



SMALL AMEBA BOY: Duh, Boss, people is saying Bubbles is dead. What does that mean?



BOSS: Duh, I think it means the network fired her.



CUT TO:



BUBBLES (thinking): And Femme Fatale... she'll probably see this as a blow against all womankind.



CUT TO:



INT SHOT OF FEMME FATALE HAVING HER MORNING COFFEE



FEMME FATALE: Well, this is a blow against all womankind.



CUT TO:



BUBBLES



SOUND EFFECT: Grrglll...



BUBBLES: Oh no! I'm hungry... that silly Professor forgot I have to eat! I guess this plan didn't last long.



CUT TO:



EXT SHOT OF TOMBSTONE



[BUBBLES smashes up through the ground and flies away.]



CUT TO:



HEARTS AND STARS



NARRATOR: And so -- nothing much happened.



[The PPG appear. BUBBLES gives a sullen glare at her sisters who give her nervous guilty grins in return.]



The End

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