TUNNEL OF LOVE

      "The City of Townsville! It's happening right here in the City of Townsville!", said Blossom in disbelief.

     What's happening?", asked Buttercup.

     "A satellite radio station -- they're broadcasting all sorts of nonsense -- threatening to overthrow man and take over the world!"

    "Huh? Who?", asked Buttercup.

     Bubbles explained sadly, "Rabbits. There's a bunch of rogue bunnies living under our  house. The Professor's Chemical X got to them and now they're superintelligent and asking the animals of the world to overthrow mankind."

     "Apparently Mojo is there biggest fan", added Blossom.

     Sure enough, Mojo was following their program as he sliced up fish and vegetables.

     "Man was never more than a passing fad," shouted a lady rabbit. "His time has passed, and now it's time for the intelligent animals of this planet to dethrone him!"

     "Right on, sister rabbit," answered Mojo. "This is what I have been saying all along, from the very start, for this is exactly what the wisdom of Mojo Jojo sees to be the truth that is correct."

     Blossom looked worried. "I think it's time we paid them a visit..."

     There were numerous rabbit tunnels under the Utonium home. The Girls broke their way down into one of them. The tunnel was dark, with dim lights glowing here and there, joined by a wire. Everything was in a deep shade of purple.

     "It's almost kind of pretty..."' said Bubbles.

     A rabbit on his hind legs ran past silently, paying them no attention. The Girls floated along, and things started  to get lighter. Finally they entered a large well-lit chamber. In the center, a very intense rabbit queen sat on a wooden throne that her subjects had carved with their teeth.The walls seemed to glow with bright jewels, but on closer inspection the jewels turned out to be small shiny things that people had discarded.

     "So, I see the Powerpuff Girls have come to pay their respects to their Queen. It's about time, if you ask me.", snarled the Queen.

     "Whatcha talking about, harebrain?", snapped Buttercup.

     "Do you have a name?", asked Bubbles.

     "I am the supreme and ultimate monarch of the planet and the universe! I am your queen and emperor. I am Phyllis the First, the one and only, haw haw haw.!"

     "Crackpot...", muttered Buttercup.

     "You're a public menace!", said Blossom, scoldingly. "You threaten the human race, you seek chaos and rebellion... you ought to be locked away!"

     Some of the rabbits near the Queen approached the Girls with warning looks on their faces.

     "It's all an act, dearie! All of life is nothing but an act."

     "Bunnies should be nice! Bunnies should be friendly and want to hug you!", wept Bubbles.

     "Aw, does the little girl want a hug...? Listen, kid, all I ever got from people is buckshot in my behind! I've got so much buckshot in my butt, I set off the metal detectors in airports. I've got so much buckshot in me, when I'm cremated, I won't be ashes, I'll be a blob of solder. I've got so much buckshot in me, I have to chase away men who want to use my butt as a lead mine, haw haw haw!"

     "You've got to stop threatening the human race," demanded Blossom.

     "Aw, you're no fun..."

     "There's no room on this planet for warmongerers. If you stir the fires of discontent, you're only going to get burned. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword."

     "You're quite the little chatterbox, aren't you?"

     "It's all up to you. We're the Powerpuff Girls. We're stronger than you. There's no reason you can't live a long and happy life here if you agree to behave yourselves."

     "I won't give up my crown."

     "Do you  give your word that you'll become a peaceful citizen of the world?"

     "Oh, very well, I'll be good..."

     "Girls, I think this is an important moment in the history of Powerpuff diplomacy!", boasted Blossom.

     The Girls floated back up to the Professor's basement lab. They were surprised to find that for once the Professor was angry that they'd blasted a hole in the  house. It took them some time to fill in the hole with cement and smooth it over. They looked at the Professor with self-conscious smiles and were glad when he approved. 

     Cleaned off, they floated to their bedroom and went to bed. They debated for a while about the rabbits, but decided that these were rabbits who had mended their ways. 

     The Girls went to sleep.

     Then --

    In the middle of the night --

     BUMP!

     The girls awoke, startled.

      "What on earth was that?", asked Buttercup.

      Blossom stammered, "Those... those... those blasted biofreak bunnies just detonated a test nuclear warhead in the earth's mantle under our home!"

     Five minutes later Blossom was at the Professor's time machine setting dials. Then she and Buttercup flew off.

     Bubbles waited.

     She waited.

     She looked down, wondered if her fingernails needed cutting, then remembered Powerpuff Girls don't have fingernails. She looked up. She blinked.

     Then she heard it. 

     The sound of hundreds of little frightened rabbit feet pattering frantically towards the time machine. A great line of rabbits fled through the portal of the Professor's time machine. Queen Phyllis stopped, turned to glare at an angry approaching Blossom, but lost her nerve and jumped into the portal. Blossom flew up and shut down the machine.

     "I hope you enjoy your new home, Queen Phyllis!", mocked Blossom.

     Three stone age Powerpuff Girls were floating along in their savage world. Bubbles was chewing on a ragged bone, but could find no meat. The Girls floated around a large boulder, and found themselves face to face with a community of rabbits. Buttercup's eyes lit up. She approached Queen Phyllis, drool dripping down from her cave man teeth.

     "Oh goody," said Queen Phyllis, "I suppose I should call you Fang..."

The End

      

 

     

The Dark Recesses

The Dark Recesses

OPENING SCENE:

EXT DAYTIME SHOT OF POKEY OAKS

MS. KEANE'S VOICE: The city of Townsville is a safe place!

BUTTERCUP'S VOICE: But that's not what people say!

BUBBLES'S VOICE: Yeah, it's scary!

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF POKEY OAKS

MS. KEANE: What exactly are people saying?

BLOSSOM: That Pokey Oaks has a a basement, and it's haunted!

BUBBLES: By a ghost!

MS. KEANE: Oh, that's just silly!... I'll tell you what -- you can spend your recess looking for this fictional basement, and if you find it, you can go down and play with this ghost.

BUTTERCUP: We don't want to play with him, we want to bust him!

MS. KEANE (rolling her eyes): Whatever.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT SHOT OF POKEY OAKS

MS. KEANE: Recess!

CHILDREN: Yay!

[The CHILDREN methodically and seriously examine the classroom. Finally BUTTERCUP encounters something in the cloakroom.]

BUTTERCUP: Hey! Come look at this!

[The CHILDREN flock to her.]

CUT TO:

A CLOSEUP OF BUTTERCUP

[She becomes darker as she reaches towards the CAMERA.]

CUT TO:

A POV BEHIND BUTTERCUP

[She pushes aside a panel. We see stairs and a railing. The CHILDREN turn around and glare accusingly at the CAMERA.]

WHIP PAN TO:

MS. KEANE

[She forces a smile and looks away nervously.]

WHIP PAN TO:

THE CHILDREN

[They suddenly turn and scurry down the stairs.]

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF A BASEMENT IN DEEP BLUE

BUTTERCUP: Where's the light switch?

BLOSSOM: Eyes on high beams!

[The PPG'S eyes light up.]

BUBBLES: There! (she switches it on): Okay, where's that ghost?

BUTTERCUP: Come out, Mr. ghost. we want to see you.

BLOSSOM: If you're a law-abiding ghost, you have nothing to fear.

A BOY'S VOICE: Go away.

CHILDREN: Huh?

WHIP PAN TO:

A SMALL BOY SITTING ON A CHAIR

[Beside him there's a lamp, some books, lunch boxes, juice boxes, and apple cores. The CHILDREN approach him.]

BLOSSOM: Who are you?

MS. KEANE'S VOICE: Stephen?

[He gets off the chair and presses his face against the wall, trying to hide.]

STEPHEN: Go away.

BLOSSOM: What's going on, Ms. Keane?

MS. KEANE: Stephen had a bad experience with bullies. Everyone thought he'd run away.

STEPHEN: I won't go back. You can't make me go back.

MS. KEANE You don't have to go to school, Stephen. Your parents can get you a tutor. The important thing is that we get you back home. Your parents miss you dearly.

[BUBBLES flies up and hugs STEPHEN.]

BUBBLES: Oh, you poor boy!

CUT TO:

HEARTS AND STARS

NARRATOR: And so, the day, and Stephen are saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

[The PPG appear.]

NARRATOR: Oh, thank you, Girls! My wife and I are so glad to have Stephen back!

SOUND EFFECTS: Bump.

BLOSSOM: What was that?

NARRATOR: Oh, just an old juice box falling over.

The End

Frankenbear

Frankenbear

OPENING SCENE:

INT SHOT OF A POST OFFICE

CLERK: Where to?

WOMAN: The city of Townsville.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT SHOT OF THE UTONIUM LIVING ROOM AND THE UTONIUMS

[The PROFESSOR hands BUBBLES a package.]

BUBBLES: What is it?

PROFESSOR: It's a package from my sister Ursula. Open it!

BUBBLES: Oh my! It's a teddy bear... isn't it?

PROFESSOR: Yes, it's a teddy bear. Ursula makes a lot of patchwork quilts, so I guess when she decided to make a bear, she made it out of the pieces of a lot of different bears.

BUTTERCUP: Creepy!

PROFESSOR: Buttercup.

BLOSSOM: I think it's... oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?

BUTTERCUP: Creepy.

PROFESSOR: Buttercup!

BUBBLES": That's okay, Professor. I'm sure it was made with a lot of love, and that's what counts, right?

PROFESSOR: Yes, Bubbles, that's what counts.

FADE TO BLACK

CUT TO:

DEEP BLUE NIGHTTIME SHOT OF PPG IN BED

PROFESSOR'S VOICE: Goodnight, Girls.

PPG: Goodnight, Professor.

[BUBBLES' eyes drift towards the bear, which is on a bedroom table.]

CUT TO:

A CLOSEUP OF BUBBLES

BUBBLES(thinking): It was made with love... it was made with love... it was made with love...

CUT TO:

A CLOSEUP OF THE BEAR

WHIP PAN TO:

INT SHOT OF URSULA SITTING ON A SOFA

[HIM stands beside her.]

HIM(feminine voice): Very well done, Ursula. You made the bear exactly to my specifications.

URSULA: I hated every minute of it.

HIM(f.v.):Oh, don't worry. No real harm will befall the Girls. I just want to play with them.

URSULA: Pervert!

HIM(f.v.): Why, thank you. It isn't all that often I get a compliment. (grins fiercely)

WHIP PAN TO:

CLOSEUP OF BEAR

[The BEAR starts to shake and wobble and jump. Finally a glowing red heart leaps out of its chest and lands on the floor. The PPG gather around it.]

BLOSSOM: This looks like one of Him's tricks.

BUTTERCUP: Whatever that thing is, it sure is full of energy. What should we do with it?

BUBBLES: Put it in the car's gas tank?

BLOSSOM AND BUTTERCUP: Cool!

CUT TO:

A SHOT OF THE PPG IN THE GARAGE

[They put the heart in the gas tank.]

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF PPG BEDROOM

[The PPG drift into bed.]

BLOSSOM: Girls, I think this has been a good night's work well done.

CUT TO:

EXT MORNING SHOT OF UTONIUM HOUSE AND ROAD

[The PROFESSOR drives onto the road and leaves.]

CUT TO:

A SHOT OF THE PROFESSOR IN THE CAR

CAR: I want you to place me on the floor.

PROFESSOR: ...Okay...(He floors the gas pedal.)

CAR: I want you to guess my name. If you guess right, I'll give you a surprise!

PROFESSOR: Um... Betty?

CUT TO:

AN EXT SHOT OF THE CAR DRIVING UP THE SIDE OF A SKYSCRAPER

PROFESSOR'S VOICE: Auggghhhhhh...!!!

WHIP PAN TO:

INT SHOT OF THE PPG IN THE LIVING ROOM

[BUBBLES is holding the bear. HIM appears.]

HIM(f.v.): Oo -- hoo -- hoo -- hoo! Well, I bet you girls have had a wild morning!

BLOSSOM: Huh? Oh, yeah, the heart.

HIM(f.v.): You found it?

BUTTERCUP: Hours ago. That is so over with.

BUBBLES: He's a good bear now.

HIM(evil voice): Well -- where's the heart?!

[A wild-eyed PROFESSOR staggers ON SCREEN and up to HIM. He licks HIM'S face.]

PROFESSOR: Blaugh! Demon sweat! Ptui! Ptui!. Him -- get the heck out of my house! You're not Betty!

[A hurt HIM vanishes.]

BLOSSOM: Professor, are you okay?

PROFESSOR: It's just nerves... it'll pass.

BLOSSOM(to CAMERA): You'd better cut to the ending.

CUT TO:

HEARTS AND STARS

NARRATOR: And so the day, and the bear, are saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

[The PPG appear.]

The End

Called On Account of a Rainy Day

Called On Account Of A Rainy Day

OPENING SCENE:

EXT DAY SHOT OF TOWNSVILLE SKYLINE

NARRATOR: The city of Townsville! A happy, harmonious place, where everybody gets along!

BLOSSOM'S voice: You are so wrong!

BUTTERCUP'S VOICE: No, I'm not!

BUBBLES: Well, what about me? It's not easy being blue!

[She pouts. A little rain cloud appears over her. BUTTERCUP blows it away.]

BUTTERCUP: Blue schmoo! You're living on easy street, sister!

[BUBBLES gives her an angry glare for a few seconds.]

BUBBLES: Well, if you think I have it so easy, you try being me for a day!

BLOSSOM: That's it! We'll switch roles for a day! I'll be Buttercup, because I know how easy it'll be. Bubbles, I'm afraid you have it hardest -- you have to be me!

BUBBLES: Piece of cake!

HOTLINE SFX: Bzzt bzzt bzzt!

[The PPG look happily OFF SCREEN at the Hotline.]

CUT TO:

EXT DAYTIME CLOSEUP OF THE PPG FLYING AT THE CAMERA WHICH STAYS AHEAD OF THEM AS THEY FLY AWAY FROM HOME

BUBBLES: Okay, Girls, be sure to follow my lead, because I'll be leading this mission, using my leaderly abilities.

BLOSSOM: I'm gonna give 'em a knuckle sandwich.

BUTTERCUP: I hope we don't have to fight too hard. I don't want to wrinkle my pretty dress.

[The PPG exchange superior glances.]

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF A BANK BEING ROBBED BY HIM, MOJO, AND FUZZY

[The PPG crash down through the ceiling and land.]

BUBBLES: Give up, bad guys! You don't have a chance of being victorious over the Powerpuff Girls!

[The three villains slowly turn around.]

HIM: A doh. A doh doh doh.

MOJO(feminine voice): Oh my, it seems we've been interrupted.

NARRATOR: Sorry, people. This role-switching has already been done in Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever. The network says that's a no-no. Everybody go home.

[The villains leave, grumbling.]

HIM(feminine voice): You do a very good me.

MOJO: Thank you. Mojo put much practice into it.

BLOSSOM: Aw, come on. This would have been fun.

NARRATOR: It's not up for discussion. I'm shutting off the mike and lights.

[The daylight changes to a deep nighttime blue. The CAMERA stays with the PPG as they fly outside.]

BLOSSOM: At least we've got moonlight.

BUBBLES: I guess it could be worse.

[It starts raining.]

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF UNLIT UTONIUM KITCHEN

[Three dripping PPG float in.]

BLOSSOM: The light switch doesn't work.

BUTTERCUP: At least the food in the fridge is still cold. Submarine sandwiches okay for you guys?

BUBBLES AND BLOSSOM: Sure.

[The PPG sit at the table and start eating.]

BUTTERCUP: What do we do now? I've got that
gotta-do-an-episode-or-go-crazy-feeling.

BLOSSOM: Maybe one of the villains could help us come up with an idea.

BUBBLES: But who?

BUTTERCUP: What about Sedusa? She's vain enough to want the attention.

BLOSSOM: Good idea.

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF SEDUSA'S HOME

SEDUSA: What's going on? First it's dark, then it's light, then it's dark again!

[The PPG crash down through the ceiling.]

BUTTERCUP: Hi, Sedusa! Could you help us finish our episode? That dumb narrator shut things down.

BUBBLES: He said our story was too much like Best Rainy Day Adventure Ever. Pffft!

SEDUSA: It's raining out. We'll have to do it inside. (Whispers something to BLOSSOM and BUTTERCUP)

BLOSSOM: I like it!

SEDUSA: Bubbles, you can be the Narrator.

[BUBBLES beams with joy. SEDUSA trots OFF SCREEN, then returns carrying a biscuit tin.]

SEDUSA: Woo--oo--oo--oo! (lowering the tin to the floor): Booo--ooommm!!!

BUTTERCUP: Goodness gracious! What was that?

BLOSSOM(seriously): The war with Canada has begun.

[SEDUSA begins opening and closing the tin's lid like a mouth.]

SEDUSA(imitating William Shatner): People of Townsville -- the people of Canada love you -- and we are here to make your country -- part of ours.

BUTTERCUP: Eat Powerpuff knuckles, Shatner!

SEDUSA: Zap! Zap! Zap zap!

BUBBLES: The city of Townsville is under attack! Will the enemies' laser cannon fry the Powerpuff Girls?

BLOSSOM: No! We will not be Kirk's Fried Chicks!

[BLOSSOM and BUTTERCUP dodge laser beams. BLOSSOM runs up, grabbing the tin and shaking it upside down. She stomps on the floor.]

BLOSSOM: Take that, William Shatner!

SEDUSA(imitating William Shatner): Oh! I never dreamed -- that I would be -- the disposable crewman.

BUBBLES: And so the day is saved -- thanks to the Powerpuff Girls.

[The four bow to the CAMERA.]

The End

Chatter Box

Chatter Box

OPENING SCENE:

A TV SCREEN

[An anxious teenage Japanese girl is talking to a giant plush animal.]

GIRL: Oh, Toronto, you have to help us! My sister June has disappeared, and we can't find her anywhere!

BUTTERCUP'S VOICE: Duh. He's a giant monster. Check and see if there's any little sister on his breath!

BUBBLES: Change the channel! Change the channel!

[The Townsville skyline appears]

NARRATOR (on TV): The city of Townsville! Today in this normally normal town, not everything is normal. For today is April first, and April first in Townsville is Talk Like Mojo Jojo Day!

BUTTERCUP'S VOICE: Oh brother.

BUBBLES' VOICE: Shouldn't that be "Oh sister", since you have no siblings, and thus no brothers to whom you might address?

BUTTERCUP'S VOICE: Oh, cut it out, Bubbles. Mojo Day is dumb. Let's just talk normally.

BLOSSOM: Agreed.

NARRATOR: Ah, here in Townsville Park we see Princess riding a large rare white wolf. Do you have anything to say to our listeners who are listening?

PRINCESS: Go away.

NARRATOR: Don't you wish to enjoy the fun of talking like Mojo when everyone else is talking like Mojo in a manner resembling Mojo Jojo when he is talking?

PRINCESS: Ape. How dare you address a Princess while she's riding on her wolf.

NARRATOR: Oh, look! It's the Mayor, walking with Ms. Bellum! Mayor, talk like Mojo.

MAYOR: Banana! Banana! Banana!

NARRATOR: Um... How about you, Ms. Bellum?

MS. BELLUM: Sighhh... This town is insane... which is to say it is lacking in sanity -- i.e., the people in it are nuts, they have lost their marbles, they're a few cards short of a full deck -- everybody in this town should be fitted with a stritjacket -- they should invent sanity juice and put it in the drinking water -- they should...

NARRATOR: I think we get the picture... moving on...

MS. BELLUM: And you! Where'd you get your training -- Spongebob Squarepants Correspondence School?

NARRATOR: Moving on! ... Oh look -- it's cute little Robin Schneider! Would you like to talk to everyone in a manner resembling Mojo Jojo?

ROBIN: Um... I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.

NARRATOR: I'm not a stranger -- I'm the Narrator!

ROBIN: What do you look like?

NARRATOR: I'm afraid the network won't let me say.

ROBIN: That bad, huh?

[She runs away.]

NARRATOR: Oh look -- it's Him!

[HIM in a jogging suit jogs ON SCREEN.]

NARRATOR: Him! Say something in Mojo-speak!

HIM (feminine voice): Banana! Banana! Banana!

NARRATOR: The Mayor already said that.

HIM (f.v.): The people in this town are insane!

NARRATOR: Ms. Bellum.

[HIM lowers his head and gives an evil grin.]

HIM (evil voice): What do you look like?!

NARRATOR: Jeesh -- Robin Schneider beat you to that one.

HIM (f.v.) Sighhh... I really should spend more time away from my lair -- I'm getting stale... which is to say my material has passed its best before date -- and here I had always believed I was timeless...

NARRATOR: Poor chap... Hey -- it's Femme Fatale! Say something in Mojo.

FEMME FATALE: Typical. It's always a male narrator -- and Mojo's a male. Why couldn't Mojo have been a woman chimp? (speaking as a female Mojo): Today I shall go shopping for a new dress, for all of the dresses which I currently own are old and not new. Then I shall bake a cake, using the instruments of baking with which to bake it, and while it bakes in the oven I shall lick the spatula here in my stylish mountaintop observatory where I can observe the stores in Townsville to see the sale advertising promotions in their windows where they have been placed to be seen.

NARRATOR: This one doesn't know when to stop talking.

FEMME FATALE: Because I'm a woman -- that's what you mean, isn't it?

NARRATOR: Oh look -- it's -- the Powerpuff Girls!

[The PPG in their living room appear on TV.]

BUTTERCUP: Hey, how'd they do that?

NARRATOR: Come on, Girls, talk like Mojo.

BUBBLES: How did you get us on the TV screen in this manner which is different from the manner in which we are normally displayed?

NARRATOR: That's good. Blossom?

BLOSSOM: I think Talk Like Mojo Jojo Day is dumb. I think we should have -- Make Yourself Look Like What You Think The Narrator Looks Like Day!

NARRATOR: ...Cut to Hearts And Stars!

CUT TO:

HEARTS AND STARS

[The PPG appear wearing various kinds of eyeglasses, false noses, ears, and facial hair.]

NARRATOR: That is so unfunny.

The End

Monkeyshrines

Monkeyshrines

OPENING SCENE

EXT DAYTIME SHOT OF FUTURISTIC BUT RUN-DOWN BUILDINGS

NARRATOR: The city of Townsville -- in the year 802,701!

[The PPG tumble ON SCREEN.]

BUTTERCUP: Cough cough.

BUBBLES: I really hate the fifth dimension!

BLOSSOM: Well, we're here, girls... the place looks abandoned.

BUTTERCUP: Let's use our heat-seeker vision!

BLOSSOM: Good idea, Buttercup!

[Their eyes start to glow bright blue. They look around.]

BUBBLES: I've spotted someone! Follow me!

[She flies OFF SCREEN, followed by her sisters.]

CUT TO:

A SHOT OF THE THREE FUTURE PUFFS SITTING ON THE GRASS

[These PUFFS resemble the present PPG, but their colors are much paler. the PPG land ON SCREEN.]

BUBBLES: Hey! You look like us!

[The FUTURE PUFFS simply look at her.]

BUTTERCUP: Hi there!

FUTURE BLOSSOM: Hello.

BLOSSOM: So -- what's it like, living in the future?

FUTURE BUBBLES: There's only us... and Mojo.

BUTTERCUP: Kinda boring, huh?

FUTURE BUTTERCUP: You could say so.

[A white-haired MOJO walks ON SCREEN.]

FUTURE MOJO: Hello, Powerpuff Girls from the past. I am the Mojo Jojo of your future.

BLOSSOM: Are you a good mojo or a bad Mojo?

FUTURE MOJO: I am bad! I am very bad!... But watch (turning to Future Puffs): Future Puff Bubbles -- I am about to beat the tar out of you -- you shall suffer terrible pain and injury.

[FUTURE BUBBLES looks at him calmly, then quietly stands up.]

FUTURE BUBBLES: I think I'll go play somewhere else.

[She starts to walk away.]

FUTURE MOJO: Future Bubbles, wait. I was lying. I am a big fat liar. The thing I told you was an untruth.

FUTURE BUBBLES: Well, make up your mind.

[She sits down.]

MOJO: Powerpuff Girls of the past, follow me. Perhaps Mojo can show you something of more interest.

[The FUTURE PUFFS give him something of a hurt look.]

CUT TO:

EXT SHOT OF THE DOORWAY OF A LARGE BUILDING

[MOJO and the PPG walk ON SCREEN and through the doorway.]

CUT TO:

A SHOT THAT STAYS WITH HE CHARACTERS

MOJO: This is a museum which contains glass cases full of artifacts from the past to tell the story of human history which has already happened.

BLOSSOM: There sure are a lot of cellphones.

BUTTERCUP: And laptop computers.

FUTURE MOJO: Yes, mankind spent much of their 800,000 years improving their cellphones and laptops.

BUBBLES: Bor-ing.

BLOSSOM: Mojo -- I have a question. How did you live to be so old?

MOJO: Ha! You all underestimated the genius of Mojo!

CUT TO:

AN ILLUSTRATION OF A ROTATING EARTH WITH AN EXAGERRATED IMAGE OF MOJO'S LAIR STANDING ON IT

MOJO: You see, Mojo's lair was higher above the ground than anyone else's home, and so, as the Earth rotated, Mojo travelled faster than the poor people of Townsville who were on the ground. The faster you travel, the slower you age, and so Mojo has lived for 800,000 years!

BLOSSOM: Oh.

BUTTERCUP: Sure.

MOJO: Continuing our tour, we come to what many consider to be the greatest invention ever invented by man!

BLOSSOM: What on earth?!

MOJO: Yes -- these items which you see displayed before you in this display case are -- edible diapers!

BUTTERCUP: Edible...?

BUBBLES: Diapers...?

MOJO: Yes. After being used, each edible diaper turned into a plateful of brownies and a glass of apple juice. The apple juice was most excellent, but the brownies always tasted a little bit off...

[The PPG stick out their tongues.]

MOJO: Finally we come to a display of --

PPG: Gasp!

MOJO: Yes -- this commemorates that most evil of evil days when Him caught you Powerpuff Girls asleep and took over Townsville and forced me, Mojo Jojo, to live as a prisoner in my mountaintop observatory on the top of Volcano Mountain.

BLOSSOM: Hey! Look at the date!

BUBBLES: That's tomorrow!

MOJO: Yes. That is the day when the brownies hit the fan.

CUT TO:

EXT SHOT OF MUSEUM

[MOJO and the PPG walk out. As they walk along the grass, BLOSSOM notices something.]

BLOSSOM: Mojo, what are those?

CUT TO:

PAN SHOT OF NUMEROUS BRONZE SPHINX-LIKE BUILDINGS IN THE FORM OF A CROUCHING MOJO

MOJO: Those are temples to worship the mightiness and greatness of I, Mojo Jojo, made by the worshippers and slaves of Mojo.

BUTTERCUP: What's inside?

MOJO: Mostly dust... and Mojo Jojo collectable action figures... still in their original boxes.

BLOSSOM: Well, it's time for us to go. It's been interesting to meet with you, Mojo.

MOJO: Do not forget that I am bad.

BLOSSOM: Of course.

[She gives him a wink.]

CUT TO:

EXT SHOT SEEN AT BEGINNING

[The PPG float ON SCREEN.]

BLOSSOM: Come on, Girls -- we've got a date with a demon!

[The PROFESSOR'S retracting claw pulls them back to the present.]

CUT TO:

HEARTS AND STARS

NARRATOR: And so, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls' victory over -- Him!

[A gap-toothed disheveles Him appears.]

HIM (feminine voice): I don't understand...

The End

For All Your Coffin Cold Needs

For All Your Coffin Cold Needs

OPENING SCENE:

EXT DAYTIME SHOT OF TOWNSVILLE SKYLINE

NARRATOR: The city of Townsville!

WHIP PAN TO:

TOWNSVILLE CEMETERY

NARRATOR: Townsville Cemetery!

SLOWLY ZOOM DOWNWARD THROUGH THE GROUND TO A SHOT OF BUBBLES LYING IN A COFFIN

[Her eyes open.]

BUBBLES (thinking): I sure hope the Professor's plan works. Thinking I'm dead should make Townsville's villains careless, and make them easier to capture (thinking sadly): My poor family... they must be going through heck, knowing I'm stuck here alone in the cold dark ground.

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF THE UTONIUMS AT HOME PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS

UTONIUMS ( all laughing merrily): Ha ha ha...

CUT TO:

BUBBLES (thinking): And Mojo... I bet he's dancing for joy.

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF MOJO IN HIS LAIR

MOJO (reading paper): HUH?! Powerpuff Girl Bubbles is dead? (starts to cry): Oh, why is it always the cute ones who die first?!

CUT TO:

BUBBLES (thinking): And Him... I bet he's having a tea party with Mr. Quackers.

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF HIM SITTING AT HIS DINING TABLE

[He's holding his head in his claws.]

HIM (f.v.): Oh, this is terrible! Only two Powerpuff Girls left to torment... What if someday there aren't any?! Oh, what a dreadful thought!

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BUBBLES (thinking): And Fuzzy -- he'll be singing at the top of his voice about how I'll never step onto his propity anymore...

CUT TO:

Shot of BUBBLES' TOMBSTONE

[FUZZY walks ON SCREEN and lays a large wreath of wild flowers at the foot of the tombstone.]

CUT TO:

BUBBLES (thinking): And the Gangrene Gang... it's hard to know what they're doing...

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF THE GANGRENE HIDEOUT

[There's a photo of Bubbles leaning against a wall, surrounded by candles. The Gangrene Gang all have their heads bowed.]

CUT TO:

BUBBLES (thinking): And the Ameba Boys... do they even understand dead?

CUT TO:

EXT SHOT OF THE AMEBA BOYS SLITHERING ALONG A SIDEWALK

SMALL AMEBA BOY: Duh, Boss, people is saying Bubbles is dead. What does that mean?

BOSS: Duh, I think it means the network fired her.

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BUBBLES (thinking): And Femme Fatale... she'll probably see this as a blow against all womankind.

CUT TO:

INT SHOT OF FEMME FATALE HAVING HER MORNING COFFEE

FEMME FATALE: Well, this is a blow against all womankind.

CUT TO:

BUBBLES

SOUND EFFECT: Grrglll...

BUBBLES: Oh no! I'm hungry... that silly Professor forgot I have to eat! I guess this plan didn't last long.

CUT TO:

EXT SHOT OF TOMBSTONE

[BUBBLES smashes up through the ground and flies away.]

CUT TO:

HEARTS AND STARS

NARRATOR: And so -- nothing much happened.

[The PPG appear. BUBBLES gives a sullen glare at her sisters who give her nervous guilty grins in return.]

The End