For All Your Coffin Cold Needs

For All Your Coffin Cold Needs

OPENING SCENE:

EXT DAYTIME SHOT OF TOWNSVILLE SKYLINE

NARRATOR: The city of Townsville!

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TOWNSVILLE CEMETERY

NARRATOR: Townsville Cemetery!

SLOWLY ZOOM DOWNWARD THROUGH THE GROUND TO A SHOT OF BUBBLES LYING IN A COFFIN

[Her eyes open.]

BUBBLES (thinking): I sure hope the Professor's plan works. Thinking I'm dead should make Townsville's villains careless, and make them easier to capture (thinking sadly): My poor family... they must be going through heck, knowing I'm stuck here alone in the cold dark ground.

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INT SHOT OF THE UTONIUMS AT HOME PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS

UTONIUMS ( all laughing merrily): Ha ha ha...

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BUBBLES (thinking): And Mojo... I bet he's dancing for joy.

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INT SHOT OF MOJO IN HIS LAIR

MOJO (reading paper): HUH?! Powerpuff Girl Bubbles is dead? (starts to cry): Oh, why is it always the cute ones who die first?!

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BUBBLES (thinking): And Him... I bet he's having a tea party with Mr. Quackers.

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INT SHOT OF HIM SITTING AT HIS DINING TABLE

[He's holding his head in his claws.]

HIM (f.v.): Oh, this is terrible! Only two Powerpuff Girls left to torment... What if someday there aren't any?! Oh, what a dreadful thought!

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BUBBLES (thinking): And Fuzzy -- he'll be singing at the top of his voice about how I'll never step onto his propity anymore...

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Shot of BUBBLES' TOMBSTONE

[FUZZY walks ON SCREEN and lays a large wreath of wild flowers at the foot of the tombstone.]

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BUBBLES (thinking): And the Gangrene Gang... it's hard to know what they're doing...

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INT SHOT OF THE GANGRENE HIDEOUT

[There's a photo of Bubbles leaning against a wall, surrounded by candles. The Gangrene Gang all have their heads bowed.]

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BUBBLES (thinking): And the Ameba Boys... do they even understand dead?

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EXT SHOT OF THE AMEBA BOYS SLITHERING ALONG A SIDEWALK

SMALL AMEBA BOY: Duh, Boss, people is saying Bubbles is dead. What does that mean?

BOSS: Duh, I think it means the network fired her.

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BUBBLES (thinking): And Femme Fatale... she'll probably see this as a blow against all womankind.

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INT SHOT OF FEMME FATALE HAVING HER MORNING COFFEE

FEMME FATALE: Well, this is a blow against all womankind.

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BUBBLES

SOUND EFFECT: Grrglll...

BUBBLES: Oh no! I'm hungry... that silly Professor forgot I have to eat! I guess this plan didn't last long.

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EXT SHOT OF TOMBSTONE

[BUBBLES smashes up through the ground and flies away.]

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HEARTS AND STARS

NARRATOR: And so -- nothing much happened.

[The PPG appear. BUBBLES gives a sullen glare at her sisters who give her nervous guilty grins in return.]

The End